"If I Were A..."

If I were a pumpkin,

I would taste like pumpkin pie.

I would be full of seeds.

I would like to be carved in to a scary jack-o-lantern.

I would want kids to say “wow that pumpkin is cool”.

 
If I were a pumpkin,

I would see kids trick or treat.

I would wish to come alive.

I would love to be a happy pumpkin.

I would listen for people coming to get me.

I would watch kids trick or treat.

 By: Courtney

 If I were a vampire,

I would like to taste blood.

I would be full when the sun came up.

I would like to scare kids 50 miles away.

I would want to live in a huge haunted house.

 
If I were a vampire,

I would suck blood all night.

I would wish for Halloween to be every night.

I would love to see kids be awfully scared.

I would listen for foot steps of kids on Halloween night.

I would watch for bats so they can help me fly to see all the kids go by.

 By: Emily

If I were a haunted house,

I would taste like rotten wood.

I would be full of ghosts and huge spider webs.

I would like to be feared.

I would want to be really scary.

 
If I were a haunted house,

I would scare trick or treaters.

I would wish to be lived in.

I would love to scare people.

I would listen for my doorbell t ring.

I would watch for kids to eat.

 By: Ryan

If I were a haunted house,

I would taste little children walking in my front door.

I would be full of cob webs and skeletons.

I would like to lock down all of the doors and frighten the kids.

I would want to scare the people’s lungs out of them.

 
If I were a haunted house,

I would creek my floors.

I would wish to be a modern house.

I would love to renovate myself.

I would listen for people trick or treating.

I would watch for black cats.

 By: Sam

If I were a vampire,

I would taste blood.

I would be full of evil.

I would like to be kind.

I would want to be normal.

If I were a vampire,

I would drink blood.

I would wish to live in a scary castle.

I would love to eat people.

I would listen for people.

I would watch people go trick or treating.

 By: Heather

If I were a skeleton,

I would taste disgusting.

I would be full of bones.

I would like to help people scare other people.

I would like to have friends I can play with.

I would want my own mansion.

 
If I were a skeleton,

I would scare people.

I would wish I could fly.

I would love darkness.

I would listen for lots of people I could scare.

I would watch people freak out at my scariness.

 By: Gavin

If I were a black cat,

I would taste meat.

I would be full of fur.

I would like to run away.

I would want nice friends.

If I were a black cat,

I would scare a fright.

I would wish I could eat something.

I would love to jump over ghosts.

I would listen for hunters.

I would watch the stars.

 By: Annika

If I were a black cat,

I would taste like fur.

I would be full of blackness.

I would like to be a witches pet.

I would want to cross in front of people all night.

If I were a black cat,

I would always be by my owner.

I would wish that I could stay up all night scaring people.

I would love witches.

I would listen for people coming so I can cross in front of them.

I would watch for my partner “witch” to come back on her broom.

 By: Megan

If I were a haunted house,

I would taste like pizza from the haunted restaurant inside.

I would be full of scary things.

I would like to make typos on all my signs like admission $2.00 but it’s really $6.oo.

I would want many turnstiles.

If I were a ghost,

I would fly.

I would wish for candy.

I would love to sneak up on people.

I would listen for children.

I would watch for candy.

 By: Stephen

If I were a black cat,

I would like to taste a dead mouse.

I would be full of cat food.

I would want to stay up with my owner.

If I were a black cat,

I would be very good to my owner.

I would wish to talk.

I would listen for barks.

I would watch for dogs.

 By: Alex R.

If I were a bat,

I would taste fruit.

I would be full of fuzzy hair.

I would like to fly.

I would want to be a baby.

If I were a bat,

I would steal candy.

I would wish to talk.

I would love to be bigger.

I would listen for girls.

I would watch an apple grow.

 By: Alexander

If I were a bat,

I would taste blood.

I would be full of intense.

I would like to fly very fast.

I would want to say,

“I am up here and you are down there ha ha ha.”

If I were a bat,

I would try to scare kids.

I would wish to get more food.

I would love to sleep in a cave.

I would listen for a trick or treater.

I would watch the haunted house come to life!

 By: Ian

If I were a monster,

I would taste like guts.

I would be full of blood.

I would like to eat people.

I would want to be strong.

If I were a monster,

I would be strong.

I would wish that I could fly.

I would love to eat people.

I would listen for people.

I would watch for hunters.

 By: Chris

If I were a haunted house,

I would taste blood.

I would be full of scary things.

I would like to turn into a black cat when ever I wanted to.

I would want to be bigger.

If I were a haunted house,

I would scare people.

I would wish Halloween was longer.

I would love to play with my friends.

I would listen for people.

I would watch for my friends, ghost and black cat.

 By: Mita

If I were a witch,

I would taste wicked broom stew.

I would be full of mean tricks.

I would like to haunt people.

I would want to be free.

If I were a witch I would play tricks on people and haunt them.

I would wish for people to be tricked by me.

I would love seeing people frightened.

I would listen for surrounding.

I would watch people run away more frightened.

 By: Sonali

If I were a pumpkin pie,

I would taste sweet.

I would be full of pumpkin’s fill.

I would like to be cold.

I would want to be mixed well.

If I were a pumpkin pie,

I would be tasty.

I would wish not to be eaten.

I would love to have a flat surface.

I would listen for kids wanting to eat me.

I would watch out for knives.

 By: Julia

If I were a witch,

I would taste fear.

I would be full of evil.

I would like to scare people.

I would want to fly very fast.

If I were a witch,

I would like making potions.

I would wish to be more scary.

I would love saying Boo!

I would listen for screaming children.

 By: Jessica

If I were an apple,

I would taste very sour.

I would be full of seeds.

I would like to not be eaten.

I would want to roll very fast.

If I were an apple,

I would escape from people who are hungry.

I would wish to fly in the sky.

I would love to be very strong.

I would listen for sneaky people.

I would watch for people who would want to have a snack.

 By: Ishaan

If I were a piece of candy,

I would taste delicious and sweet.

I would be full of sweetness.

I would like to be saved in a basket of candy.

I would want lots of friends and family.

If I were a piece of candy,

I would be collected by children in their baskets.

I would wish it would be Halloween for ever.

I would love to be alive for ever.

I would listen for the sentence “trick or treat”.

I would watch for candies dropping in the basket.

 By: Stephanie

If I were a piece of candy,

I would taste sour or sweet.

I would be full of taste.

I would like to eaten.

I would want to be trick or treated.

If I were a piece of candy,

I would want to have taste.

I would wish for people to eat me.

I would love to be eaten.

I would listen for people trick or treating.

I would watch for people eating candy.

 By: Josh

If I were a piece of candy,

I would taste very sweet.

I would be full of sugar.

I would like to walk.

I would not want to be eaten.

If I were a piece of candy,

I would run away from people who want to eat me.

I would wish to run after people.

I would love to have a candy army.

I would listen for people talking about me.

I would watch out for people.

 By: Eddie

If I were a piece of candy,

I would taste sweet.

I would be full of tart.

I would like not to be eaten.

I would want to be made up of chocolate.

If I were a piece of candy,

I would escape my wrapper.

I would wish to eat candy.

I would love to be a kit-kat  candy.

I would listen for kids come to eat me.

I would watch other candies be eaten.

 By: Michael

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